Tuesday, June 26, 2007

trapped in a time warp...thing.

wow busy week. a billion graduations and parties... at my sister's high school graduation this weekend i was in the senior room helping her get ready and some guy walked up and was all "so are you next [to graduate]?" and i was like "no. i'm already graduated." he was just kind of like "oh..." i'm sure he was embarrassed, but i was pretty darn offended! i graduated 2 freaking years ago!! i'm in college! seriously like wtf man?! so yeah... i guess i'll always look about 16. don't be jealous.

also i updated my shop. http://www.cafepress.com/nemuiPanda05
trying to find some kind of character that people will like. so i give you PINK PANDA! if anything, i like it... i mean i bought this mug. so we'll see if it's any good.

the shop is doing pretty well... i make around $50 a month from it right now. would be nice to make more, but whatev. it's better than nothing. i still need to find a job though.
wish me luck!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

ford morons - beauty tips from the pros?

oh the ford models... giving me beauty tips on the most intricate and
detailed of beauty secrets! such as:
1. "i like to use lip exfoliator...it's really great for like, exfoliating my lips...to make them exfoliated." and
2. "i like to use a miror...so i can see my self."
yep, sheer model genious. thanks girls. where would i be without you?

oh right.. probably at my local drug store buying my average person beauty products that apparently don't work? but since you've convinced me that your expensive stuff is "like sooo amazing", i guess i'll just HAVE to go to france right now and buy it all! hmmm. no.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.