Hey I helped Johnny make a shop so he can have some extra cash. He came up with some pretty awesome stuff too! He did the ideas, I did the art. TAG TEAM YAY!!
<-- here it is!
So far he's made about $3 bucks... haha.... ^^;; and all but 30 cents of that was stuff I bought.
http://www.cafepress.com/roffles
i recently had to change e-mails and this blogger account is linked with the e-mail that i lost... >_> so just fyi, i can't update it often.
but in other news i'm excited to find out that if i could afford to eat taco bell for a whole year on just one paycheck :) yep, best news ever.
if i ate a burrito from taco bell every day for a year it would cost a grand total of $547.50 (actually right now that's about a months worth of pay because i'm cutting back my hours...) BUT!!! given the fact that i don't eat taco bell every day, this means that i'm saving a tremendous amount of money in the long run and can finally fullfil my life-long dream of buying a private island
just kidding....it's more like a 15 minute long dream from since i found this particular how-to...i love how-to's
and before you call me a fatty and tell me about the documentary about the dummy who ate grease sandwiches or whatever for every meal, let me tell you i'm an extremly healthy individual!! ......okay that's a lie, but i have good motabolism and i've been doing okay on weekly taco bell so far.... soo yeah...
i guess that's about it... i will probably start a new blog using my new e-mail account to make for easy access. don'tcha just love google? (don't answer that)
so untill then, later!
so it's spring and i'm working on my fake tan and hating my job and super busy... nothing new. but i'm blogging anyway?
i changed the url on my shop to http://www.cafepress.com/bbpd
it's easier to type than 'nemuiPanda05'. so yeah... that url won't work anymore.
i need to make some business cards i think...
i opened a savings account :D yesssss. i'm awesome. the guy at the bank was a little awkward...i hate it when i can't tell if someone is flirting with me or not. i guess if i can't tell that they are flirting then they probably aren't. but if they aren't then why do i still feel awkward when a guy asks the exact location of the beauty supply where i work? weirdo.
a guy came in to where i work a few weeks ago and while i was ringing him up, out of no where, he's like "by the way, you're gorgeous. you're the only reason i come in this store." ... if only everyone were so forward! or maybe not...? i'm horrible at responding to any kind of flirting anyway... soo i guess that's why i haven't seen him since? haha...
here's something i made in my shop that i might actually purchase:
i'm all for not wasting paper and stuff.. but some people need to chill out and realize that trees grow back and create clean air and stuff all the time! that's how God made it and it's working just fine. *gets off soap box*
in other news...
i bought 2 suze orman books. i've been obsessing over them for a while now, and discovered a $30 giftcard that i had no idea that i had.. so i finally bought the books :) go me!
she kinda scares me.. too much "hip" jargon for her age... but hey, she knows what she's talking about! so i'll deal.
other than that......well there's lots going on. but i'm done typing for now.
VISIT MY SHOP IT'S AWESOME!
hmm.. apparently the government doesn't want to give me money? SURPRISE! but seriously. it's like a flipping easter egg hunt just to find the forms!
this morning i went to 2 different post offices AND the library and i still don't have them. the post offices were no help at all. the first one said "oh you have to go to our MAIN post office for those" so i did. "oh aren't they out in the lobby?" i didn't see any "well that means we're out, sorry have a nice day" out? OUT? don't you have one back there you could just HAND me, instead of making me SEARCH! what is it like a limited time offer? once they're gone, they're gone till next year? WTF people?! GET IT TOGETHER! so then i went to the library... CLOSED! at 11 am on a friday? apparently no one needs books untill after 12:30 pm on friday.. uggggh.
not how i wanted to spend my day off. my one and only day off this whole week :( apparently the schedule is being changed again too.. jeez. but this morning i had to get up early to let the plumber in - out kitchen sink was broken. i was reaaaally wanting to sleep in on my day off, but noooo. T_T *sigh* then couldn't take a shower or do laundry, because the water had to be turned off. so that's half of my day off wasted already......
people need to stop giving me things to do!!!!
sooo had 4 teeth pulled yesterday... was just going to get 1, but for the cost of anastisia (sleeping drugz) they said it would make more sense to go ahead and get all the problem ones out. so that's 2 infected ones and 2 wisdom teeth... one from each corner of my mouth (cuz mouths have corners). they left the other 2 wisdom teeth in hopes that they might fill in where the others were pulled...
so yeah.. my face is huge and swollen now :( the ice doesn't seem to be helping with that anymore.. and i have a meeting tonight (in 3 hours) and 8 hours of work tomorrow...ugh.
my shop is doing pretty well for the holidays though!
so that's something to be happy about.. i changed the layout n stuff, so it looks good.
i'm kinda glad i got all those teeth taken care of at once.. now i just have a few cavities to get filled and then i can get braces ^_^ and have a nice smile in a year or so. ..not sure if i still need those 5 root canals. hope not.
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well today was wonderful..... was refered to a special dentist. paid $105 just to have him tell me the tooth that my other dentist wanted to do a root canal on should just be pulled, but 3 other teeth i have probably need root canals. awesome. so now that's 5 teeth to be pulled on my next visit to the oral surgeon. which means i'll have to ask for time off work to recover....ugh. my manager is starting me on 8 hour days soon here. bleh. and opening.. oy.
today i was walking around in carmel mountain and some girl came up and was all "can you help me? you look like you have skinny arms... i locked my keys in my car, but the window is open a crack. can you try to reach in and unlock it?" ...wow. i've never heard that one before. the window was open all of like an inch and a half, but she was able to pull it down a little more while i reached in... and was able to unlock it. she was very happy and thanked me. said she would have had to wait like an hour or something for AAA to come do it. heh..
so that was my super hero moment for the day i guess. HA! having skinny arms is a good thing! i can break into cars >:D .... hmmm.
and tomorrow is my birthday! i'm going to DISNEYLAND! weee~
i hope it's fun and not crowded or raining.... >_<;;
too bad it's only open till like 8 pm... stupid fall hours.
the weirdest thing happened to me this morning! i stayed up till like 2am last night.. even tho i have to be at work before 11am.. so i have to get up by at least 10am. so i got up at [what i thought was] 10. got dressed and everything in record time. then go out to the kitchen and my sister is all "it's not even 10 yet" that's weird. i got up at 10... didn't i? told her the clock was wrong. went and looked at the VCR. 9:30. wtf?! go to my room where i swear i saw 10 on the clock... 9:41. (we keep it a little fast). so i figure since i have soo much time i'll turn on my computer to find out the truth. because the computer never lies... 8:34. HOLY CRAP!! *double click* november 4th 8:35 AM... okay really. who is playing a trick on me? jeez. so yeah.. my phone was dead, so couldn't check that. but at least it has time to charge now.
so that was my freaky sci-fi morning... (i think) it's 10:06 now, and i could have had another hour of sleep before work. :( what a waste.
or south carolina. whichever. it's rl different over there on the east coast. here's one little story for you.
08/25/07 south carolina - day 4:
tonight we went out for dinner with mimi (my mom's mother). she took us to a cafeteria style place called jackson's cafeteria. i embarrassed myself going through the food line... although anyone could make the mistake...there were the potatos sitting there, and next to it was the gravy in the same size dish thing... so then what was this darker liquid over here? i think deep down i was hoping it was teriyaki sauce, because it was right next to some white rice. the question came out something like "what's that dark stuff there?" and with all the attitude and "oh-no-you-di-nit" of a big southern black woman, the lady behind the counter told me "THAT'S GRAVY." oh. duh. i'm in the south and i don't know gravy when i see it... i forgot you have to have 2 kinds of gravy here; one of the dark people and one for the light peole. i'm sorry, i'm just an idiot from california. we only have one color gravy...because we aren't racist still. (ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! ......... no no i'm kidding!!) anyway, all she did was answer my question... but you know when you can tell that people just don't like you...or think you're stupid. it was that feeling. x1000
and yeah, that was one of my first lovely experiences with the culture... i won't bother with the rest. most people there aren't all too friendly UNLESS they already know you. southern hospitality must be from another part in the south.
so yeah, back to work. it's going a little better now. first day back was terrible. i messed up on a lot of things. but now i'm doing better... it's really a lot to remember how to do... but i got paid! and it's a nice feelin~
i was so shocked going into toys r us today... THEY HAVE TALKING BARBIE DOLLS NOW!!!! like the mouth actually moves when she talks. omfg, why not me? actually it was pretty freaking scary. and not to sound like a pervert but i really couldn't have one because i would always be tempted to put things in it's little mouth.....while it's talking. i know, i'm terible. [of course, i already know i'm imature... now you do too. horray for you!]
today i sneezed so hard that i hit my face/hand on a chair. don't ask how. i really don't know, but i covered my face with my hand, so my finger took most of the blow. :( ...i don't think i have alergies?
i don't know why i'm applying for my summer job half way through summer...poor planning on my part. applying at a local beauty supply place and the grocery store. mostly because the ice cream places were already done hiring. so we'll see where i end up. since i'm starting college again in the fall.
the plan is: 
wow busy week. a billion graduations and parties... at my sister's high school graduation this weekend i was in the senior room helping her get ready and some guy walked up and was all "so are you next [to graduate]?" and i was like "no. i'm already graduated." he was just kind of like "oh..." i'm sure he was embarrassed, but i was pretty darn offended! i graduated 2 freaking years ago!! i'm in college! seriously like wtf man?! so yeah... i guess i'll always look about 16. don't be jealous.
also i updated my shop. http://www.cafepress.com/nemuiPanda05
trying to find some kind of character that people will like. so i give you PINK PANDA! if anything, i like it... i mean i bought this mug. so we'll see if it's any good.
the shop is doing pretty well... i make around $50 a month from it right now. would be nice to make more, but whatev. it's better than nothing. i still need to find a job though.
wish me luck!
oh the ford models... giving me beauty tips on the most intricate and
detailed of beauty secrets! such as:
1. "i like to use lip exfoliator...it's really great for like, exfoliating my lips...to make them exfoliated." and
2. "i like to use a miror...so i can see my self."
yep, sheer model genious. thanks girls. where would i be without you?
oh right.. probably at my local drug store buying my average person beauty products that apparently don't work? but since you've convinced me that your expensive stuff is "like sooo amazing", i guess i'll just HAVE to go to france right now and buy it all! hmmm. no.
hmm nope. (no spoilers...much)
i give it a
4.5 out of 10
here's why:
i don't really enjoy watching people suck at life.
peter parker, you suck. why can't you just talk to your girlfriend? why hasn't your voice gone through puberty yet? why do you live in a closet of an apartment?
mary-jane, you really suck. why can't you hold a good job? or wear a bra? why do you also live in a closet apartment? why can't you just pick one guy? actually...why are you kirsten dunst?!
harry, you're cute but suck also. why can't you give some of your billions to your obviously not-so-well-off friends?! and some to sandman too... that would have saved everyone a lot of trouble-- i could go on.
of course, the movie had it's good points too... 1. revenge is bad and 2. don't be like these people, because they suck. i really did enjoy parts here and there... but towards the end i was ready to be done. i'm kind of a tough critic, don't mind me :)
but movies are more fun if they can be made fun of...
http://buthedoesntswingthatway.ytmnd.com/
http://parkerpanic.ytmnd.com/
http://spider-man3.ytmnd.com/
don't hate. i'm just giving an opinion. :)
just to clarify, i like this bumper sticker for purely non-political and 100% selfish reasons. i just don't like being cold.
but since a lot of people don't seem to get it...
the idea of global warming has been around FOREVER. ever since the invention of the microwave. (they probably thought refrigerators would bring on the next ice age too)
this time around they've brought it back as a scam to scare people into paying more taxes...and to make you think stupid democrat leaders actually CARE about something besides killing babies and getting us all blown up by terrorists! imagine that :)
now obviously we should do what we can to help keep the environment nice... but the people who support this theory aren't doing any of the things they're trying to force on us! what does that tell you about them? either they really don't believe it, or they don't care. they just want to win the election and take your money. but don't take my word for it ;)
here are some good articles on the subject:
http://www.everythingiknowiswrong.com/global_what
http://www.nationalcenter.org/NPA512.html
Don't Trust Al Gore on the Environment
and here's more than you'll ever be able to read on it:
http://www.nationalcenter.org/Kyoto.html
my point being, think for yourself. don't believe every THEORY that people try and pass off as fact.
thank you.
p.s. i got the bumpersticker here: http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff
no lie. it really is. heh, guess i have more to say than i thought...
soo tomorrow i'm going to pay taxes for the first time. yippy skippy. :'(
tupid government.. you know what? the people who tax us, don't have to pay taxes! i bet if they did they'd stop raising them :) haha. no but seriously. the stupid stuff our taxes go to.. makes me mad. like welfare. i don't want to support people who failed at life! it's just wrong! those welfare programs should help people find jobs where they can actually succeed in life. not keep them in programs where they'll have to keep wasting the money of people who actually DO work for a living! "government by the people, FOR the people." not so the government can control everything. HELLOO! that's socialism.. which is borderline communism if you ask me. just a sneeze away. look i looked it up after i wrote that:
3. socialism
(in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.
hmmmmm... yep. that's not good. and i'm not really sure what to say after that... we're all (aka, america is) going down the toilet.. that's the end. goodnight.
i'm sure most of you heard about how prince charles suggested that "mcdonald's should be banned forever". if you haven't, it's at about 3:20 in this video. He suggests that "getting rid of mcdonald's is the key to improving physical fitness in the world."
RIIIIGHT.
get rid of ONE fast food chain and suddenly people will be inspired to excersize and actually take care of themselves! oh sure...pure genious! that's why you're british. go drink some tea you old crumpet.
people have to want to take care of themselves to be physically fit. it doesn't just happen because you take the temptation away. you can still get fat from eating healthy! people just need to learn moderation.
and is it me or are all governments becoming a little toooo controling? *cough* communism *cough*
WARNING!: this makes NO sense if you've never heard the song!!!
this is the result of several conversations on how fall out boy songs are difficult to understand.
helps if you listen to the song while reading :)
the song is: this ain't a scene, it's an arms race - by fall out boy, obviously.
okay...ready? set? go!
aye am and arm steala
poooleeooo with weapons in the form of worrrrrrr
eh domidy caaaa wish i wiiiiiiiiins
long is the road keep singing das just de bidnes i'm iiiiiyeh
dis ain't a scene is a GA DA AH FACE
this aina sence isa GA DA AHS FAS
dis ain't a scene is a KA DAH HAS HACE
om noda shoda to cry obbd
but i digress...
AMAMEDEMAND!
AN A LYSTOL WEVOL OLSTO EDGUCATE
OH SO EDGUCAAAH WEE HOOO OH YEEEAH
IMAMEDAMAM
AN A LYSOL WEVOL ALSO IF YOU CAN
OM SO EDGUAAAAAHEEEEOOOOOO
i woe fo gospul i gilin oh
you look pretty sinkin
by th ril bomb shells have already sun
rina down is on the gutta
at night we're painting your trash door wah yuh sleep
crashing the light hips of cause no mo like ho ho ho potties
this ain't a seed it's a GA GA AHS FACE
dis ain't a seeem is a GA DA AHS HACE
fish ana seenisa GA DA AHS HAY
bah wagons full plz enchaladaaah
i'm a leading man!
and the lasso evil also itcha caaaan
oh so educaaaaaaaaayaaa
ahm a leadin maah
and a lyso evil oh so evel caaaah
oh so educaaaaaaah eh yeha yeah woooah wooo ah
all boys with the dance floors getting low
and all the girls who's limbs couldn't move fast enough
SING! until your lungs give out.
this ain't a scene isa GA DA AHS HACE
dis aina seen it'sa GAD DA AHSACE (now you)
dis aina seeen isa GA DA AS HACE (waohwahathegrooove!)
is ain a seen is AGA DA AS ACE (sing out louuud!)
dis aina seeeeen isa gAD DAMN ASS HACE (oh!)
dis ain'ta (ho!) seeeen isa GAD DAN AS ACE
oma leadin ma
an a lysol weavol also educate
oh so educaaaaa heeeey yeeaah
ama leaden mah
ana life of evil also educaaaaaaaaaya
(fin.)
is benjamin's 14th birthday.. he got to ditch school and go do fun stuff. lucky. heh, i'll be 20 this year. yeah... it scares me too.
found this.. it's funneh :) you just gotta click till you get a good one...
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third month in a row i've started cramping at work!! my body hates me. :'(
after work i went to the drug store to get a sobe (because it makes me feel healthy).
and there was this little girl with her grandparents. she was pretty cute...untill she opened her mouth...
little girl: nana, can you buy me this?
grandma: no, you only get one thing today.
little girl: nana, you're no fun to shop with.
grandma: really? i thought i was lots of fun to shop with.
little girl: no, because you only buy me one thing!
grandma explains why she can't buy a whole lot of things.
*5 minutes later*
little girl: nana, can you buy me this?
grandma: no, you only get one thing.
little girl: nana, you're no fun to shop with.
grandma: really? i thought i was lots of fun to shop with.
little girl: *whines* noo, because you never buy me anything.
yep, the exact same conversation over again. like 5 more times. there was more too it, but i was like woah little girl.. and then she was like hollaring for her grandpa accross the whole store. "GRANDPA! WHERE ARE YOU?" "I'M IN THE CHECKOUT." "OH OKAY!"
blarg.
anywho... i think i've filled enough space. i'm doing some work and then megan and i are gonna re-arrange our room. cuz i might get a desk soon! so that i'm not messing up my back [more] sitting on my bed with the laptop all the time :)
