trapped in a time warp...thing.

wow busy week. a billion graduations and parties... at my sister's high school graduation this weekend i was in the senior room helping her get ready and some guy walked up and was all "so are you next [to graduate]?" and i was like "no. i'm already graduated." he was just kind of like "oh..." i'm sure he was embarrassed, but i was pretty darn offended! i graduated 2 freaking years ago!! i'm in college! seriously like wtf man?! so yeah... i guess i'll always look about 16. don't be jealous.

also i updated my shop. http://www.cafepress.com/nemuiPanda05
trying to find some kind of character that people will like. so i give you PINK PANDA! if anything, i like it... i mean i bought this mug. so we'll see if it's any good.

the shop is doing pretty well... i make around $50 a month from it right now. would be nice to make more, but whatev. it's better than nothing. i still need to find a job though.
wish me luck!

ford morons - beauty tips from the pros?

oh the ford models... giving me beauty tips on the most intricate and
detailed of beauty secrets! such as:
1. "i like to use lip exfoliator...it's really great for like, exfoliating my lips...to make them exfoliated." and
2. "i like to use a miror...so i can see my self."
yep, sheer model genious. thanks girls. where would i be without you?

oh right.. probably at my local drug store buying my average person beauty products that apparently don't work? but since you've convinced me that your expensive stuff is "like sooo amazing", i guess i'll just HAVE to go to france right now and buy it all! hmmm. no.

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

3rd time's the charm?

hmm nope. (no spoilers...much)

i give it a
4.5 out of 10
here's why:

i don't really enjoy watching people suck at life.

peter parker, you suck. why can't you just talk to your girlfriend? why hasn't your voice gone through puberty yet? why do you live in a closet of an apartment?
mary-jane, you really suck. why can't you hold a good job? or wear a bra? why do you also live in a closet apartment? why can't you just pick one guy? actually...why are you kirsten dunst?!
harry, you're cute but suck also. why can't you give some of your billions to your obviously not-so-well-off friends?! and some to sandman too... that would have saved everyone a lot of trouble-- i could go on.

of course, the movie had it's good points too... 1. revenge is bad and 2. don't be like these people, because they suck. i really did enjoy parts here and there... but towards the end i was ready to be done. i'm kind of a tough critic, don't mind me :)

but movies are more fun if they can be made fun of...
http://buthedoesntswingthatway.ytmnd.com/
http://parkerpanic.ytmnd.com/
http://spider-man3.ytmnd.com/

don't hate. i'm just giving an opinion. :)

don't believe everything you see on TV

just to clarify, i like this bumper sticker for purely non-political and 100% selfish reasons. i just don't like being cold.

but since a lot of people don't seem to get it...

the idea of global warming has been around FOREVER. ever since the invention of the microwave. (they probably thought refrigerators would bring on the next ice age too)

this time around they've brought it back as a scam to scare people into paying more taxes...and to make you think stupid democrat leaders actually CARE about something besides killing babies and getting us all blown up by terrorists! imagine that :)

now obviously we should do what we can to help keep the environment nice... but the people who support this theory aren't doing any of the things they're trying to force on us! what does that tell you about them? either they really don't believe it, or they don't care. they just want to win the election and take your money. but don't take my word for it ;)

here are some good articles on the subject:
http://www.everythingiknowiswrong.com/global_what
http://www.nationalcenter.org/NPA512.html
Don't Trust Al Gore on the Environment

and here's more than you'll ever be able to read on it:
http://www.nationalcenter.org/Kyoto.html

my point being, think for yourself. don't believe every THEORY that people try and pass off as fact.

thank you.

p.s. i got the bumpersticker here: http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff

post #264.

no lie. it really is. heh, guess i have more to say than i thought...
soo tomorrow i'm going to pay taxes for the first time. yippy skippy. :'(
tupid government.. you know what? the people who tax us, don't have to pay taxes! i bet if they did they'd stop raising them :) haha. no but seriously. the stupid stuff our taxes go to.. makes me mad. like welfare. i don't want to support people who failed at life! it's just wrong! those welfare programs should help people find jobs where they can actually succeed in life. not keep them in programs where they'll have to keep wasting the money of people who actually DO work for a living! "government by the people, FOR the people." not so the government can control everything. HELLOO! that's socialism.. which is borderline communism if you ask me. just a sneeze away. look i looked it up after i wrote that:

3. socialism
(in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.

hmmmmm... yep. that's not good. and i'm not really sure what to say after that... we're all (aka, america is) going down the toilet.. that's the end. goodnight.

nerdy.stuff.that.is.cool.

http://www.nesbuckle.com/


a belt buckle that is a controller.. yeah it's real.



annnd... halo kitty.....
wow.... i wish i had come up with this. really!

unfortunately they won't let him sell it because it's too much of a parody... aww.

if the image isn't working you can look at it here:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12335379



found it here: http://www.techiediva.com/weblog/fashion/index.html

lots of .... interesting stuff.

Prince Charles, you are stupid.

i'm sure most of you heard about how prince charles suggested that "mcdonald's should be banned forever". if you haven't, it's at about 3:20 in this video. He suggests that "getting rid of mcdonald's is the key to improving physical fitness in the world."
RIIIIGHT.
get rid of ONE fast food chain and suddenly people will be inspired to excersize and actually take care of themselves! oh sure...pure genious! that's why you're british. go drink some tea you old crumpet.
people have to want to take care of themselves to be physically fit. it doesn't just happen because you take the temptation away. you can still get fat from eating healthy! people just need to learn moderation.

and is it me or are all governments becoming a little toooo controling? *cough* communism *cough*

updated shop~

TONS of new designs! go see!



use the code: CLOUDPOINTS to get $5 off any purchase over $20 :) good untill march 7th 2007.

juuuuuury duuuuuuty

yeah so i did my civic duty today. didn't get put on an actual jury (thankfully), just did the part where you sit in a big room full of people for HOURS upon HOURS of your life and wait for your name to be called. it's like the lottery backwards...because you DON'T want your name to be called. but at least i don't have to do it again for another year.
now i need to make up for the hours of work i missed. bleh...