fall out boy . . . translated!

WARNING!: this makes NO sense if you've never heard the song!!!
this is the result of several conversations on how fall out boy songs are difficult to understand.
helps if you listen to the song while reading :)
the song is: this ain't a scene, it's an arms race - by fall out boy, obviously.
okay...ready? set? go!

aye am and arm steala
poooleeooo with weapons in the form of worrrrrrr
eh domidy caaaa wish i wiiiiiiiiins
long is the road keep singing das just de bidnes i'm iiiiiyeh

dis ain't a scene is a GA DA AH FACE
this aina sence isa GA DA AHS FAS
dis ain't a scene is a KA DAH HAS HACE

om noda shoda to cry obbd
but i digress...
AMAMEDEMAND!
AN A LYSTOL WEVOL OLSTO EDGUCATE
OH SO EDGUCAAAH WEE HOOO OH YEEEAH
IMAMEDAMAM
AN A LYSOL WEVOL ALSO IF YOU CAN
OM SO EDGUAAAAAHEEEEOOOOOO

i woe fo gospul i gilin oh
you look pretty sinkin
by th ril bomb shells have already sun
rina down is on the gutta
at night we're painting your trash door wah yuh sleep
crashing the light hips of cause no mo like ho ho ho potties

this ain't a seed it's a GA GA AHS FACE
dis ain't a seeem is a GA DA AHS HACE
fish ana seenisa GA DA AHS HAY

bah wagons full plz enchaladaaah

i'm a leading man!
and the lasso evil also itcha caaaan
oh so educaaaaaaaaayaaa
ahm a leadin maah
and a lyso evil oh so evel caaaah
oh so educaaaaaaah eh yeha yeah woooah wooo ah

all boys with the dance floors getting low
and all the girls who's limbs couldn't move fast enough
SING! until your lungs give out.
this ain't a scene isa GA DA AHS HACE
dis aina seen it'sa GAD DA AHSACE (now you)
dis aina seeen isa GA DA AS HACE (waohwahathegrooove!)
is ain a seen is AGA DA AS ACE (sing out louuud!)
dis aina seeeeen isa gAD DAMN ASS HACE (oh!)
dis ain'ta (ho!) seeeen isa GAD DAN AS ACE

oma leadin ma
an a lysol weavol also educate
oh so educaaaaa heeeey yeeaah
ama leaden mah
ana life of evil also educaaaaaaaaaya


(fin.)