i'm considering hiring a bodyguard...
job requirements:- looks intimidating
- marital arts training
- passed body guarding school
job description and specifications: a well built male to accompany my sister and i on walks to and from places. your presence should discourage the people driving by from hitting on us, etc... and also to act as protection (beat them down!) if they try to kidnap us or something.
pay: we'll discus it. bonuses for beating up bad guys! :D
apply today!
you know you need a body guard if you can't go walking in your own neighborhood without getting hit on. and when people are driving by screaming "HEY!! how much?! how much for both your sweet-- [the rest of this sentence is censored]?!!?!" you kinda get a little scared. i know i talk about these things a lot, but it happens too often, and all i have to say is that i'm very disgusted with guys these days. i don't think i'm asking for it either! i was fully clothed and coverd (thanks to cold weather) and had minimal makeup on today.
guys are just lame.
4 comments:
hah. Yeah, it does get quite bad. sooorry. Price of being female and having noticably pretty hair.
hah, I could probably go to school for that. Of course I could only get a job if your parents saw a reason to hire a gaurd for you. I can look intimidating, wearing the right clothes, heh.
How many guys do that when a guy is walking with you?
elliatto - lol, yeah you can be pretty scary ; P JK!
johnny - well thanks for your sympathy! i could cut it all off again!
lol, it would be a better alternative to their locking me up in a tower plan...
5. jk, i don't know. but it happens less when there is a guy walking with me.
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zipeout!! dude... that's awesome
it's like wipeout! but...not ^_^
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