you're as cuddly as a cactus

you're as charming as an eel. mr. grinch.

haha, Dr. Seuss was either a genius or a crazy man... either way, if i had a cell phone i think i'd want the grinch song as my ringtone. cuz the regular christmas song ones are like EVERYWHERE! so yeah... not to say i'm a grinch about christmas or anything. but i was sick of christmas songs before november was over XD

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

i don't think i've ever heard that part.... i wanted to post the whole song (cuz it's hilarious!), but it's actually kind of long ^^ so you can read it here: http://www.seuss.org/seuss/mr.grinch.html